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Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

A New Hope Earn all trophies

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle Sell 100 trinkets at once.

The Harder They Fall Defeat the war elephants Qetesh & Resheph.

Aphrodite's Embrace Spend the night with another character.

I am Legend Equip 1 Legendary melee weapon and 5 Legendary armor pieces.

Where's My Black Flag? Defeat 8 Ship Captains.

Words of Wisdom Complete all hermit locations.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

Whatever It Takes Rescue Jonah from Konstantin

The Road Less Travelled Unlock the path to Kitezh

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

BOOM! Kill 30 enemies by shooting a fire arrow at oil jars.

Fashion's Creed Equip a Legendary Armor set.

Glub Glub Glub Drown 3 enemies using a water finisher

Convince Dawkins Helped Dawkins see the truth.

Scourge of the Aegean Sink your first Epic Ship.

Old Habits Complete all locations.

Entities Master Was victorious in every battle with the evil entities.

Earn Them All! Earn every trophy.

Hero for Hire Win your first on land conquest battle in any region (excluding Megaris in Hero's Journey).

Height of Despair Use Strike From Above while at least 60 feet above your target.

War Master Kill the Leader of any Region with Low Resources, other than Megaris.

Infamous Raise your Bounty to the maximum level.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.