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Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

DEFEND YOURSELF Markus pushed Leo

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Smash! Destroy 100 breakable objects.

The Hyena Complete Main Quest "The Hyena".

Free as a Bird Use the eagle for a total of 30 minutes.

Wake Up! Complete Main Quest Dream Sequence.

I'm Done Learning Activate a Master ability.

Triathlete Swim for 1500m, ride for 40km and run for 10km.

The Lizard Complete Main Quest "The Lizard's Face".

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Shadow of Egypt Kill 10 enemies in a row without being detected.

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

The Crocodile Complete Main Quest "The Crocodile's Jaws".

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

Elementary, My Dear Bayek Solve a papyrus mystery.

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.