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It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Resist The Fear Conquer the effects of the Scarecrow's fear gas

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Crocodile Tears Venture into Killer Croc's lair and come out alive

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

Ramming Speed Cleave a ship in half.