romanwestfall

Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Veteran Earn 800 stars.

This is my Boomstick Defeat 100 enemies with the shotgun.

Hunter Complete all Terrorist Hunt missions on medium difficulty or higher.

A Plan Comes Together Complete all Escape Plan missions on medium difficulty or higher.

Hurt Locker Complete all Bomb Defusal missions on medium difficulty or higher.

Counter it Success to do Counter Break.

Kawaii Obtain Scarab Artifact.

Rescue (2) Rescue member from pyramid.

Symbol Trick Obtain Artifact Slot from airship.

Damage limit break Deal more than 0x270F * 0xA damage in 1 hit.

Forgotten Beast Obtained the last Artifact Slot.

Demolition man Eliminate the master hidden in dungeon.

Signal Restore all teleportation signals.

Artifact Combine Success to combine Artifact.

Research Master Learn all RS.

Proud of you Beat the game.

Artifact Master Obtained all Artifacts.

Grinding Max out level all characters.

Thanks for playing :) Crown star all missions.

All the Medals Earn 2100 stars.

Fully Loaded Level a soldier up to level 30.

Global Clear 500 locations.

Bite the Hand that Feeds Shoot the CEO portrait in Kabul.

Set Up Us The Bomb Defuse 250 bombs.