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Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Julia's Story Learned about Julia's Life

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Moronic Drone Get a job

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster