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Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

Good Eats Good guys feed the needy.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Catch Me if You Can Escaped the train without being arrested.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Depths Below Kill Hades

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Handy Man Sever Gaia’s hand

Bloody Hell Cover Kratos in 500 buckets of blood by killing the enemies

Shine Lord Kill Helios

Torn Up Rip apart 1 Olympus Sentry

Together Forever Protected Jodie from her attackers.

Smart Thief Deactivated the supermarket's camera.

Good Exposure Good guys are heroes to others.

Shoe Delivery Kill Hermes and acquire his Boots

Sibling Rivalry Kill Hercules

Ladies Man Successfully entertain Aphrodite

Open Sesame Open the Gates of Tisiphone

Titan Slayer Kill Cronos

Launch Date Jump off every Supercharge ramp in Tree Tops

Entities Master Was victorious in every battle with the evil entities.

Seeing things from a different perspective Solve Hera's Gardens

Evil Riot Bad guys love starting riots.

Freezer Burn Acquire the Boreas Icestorm

ARCADE Hero Play the 'Arcade Hero' mode 5 times (Arcade only).

Rescue Me Save Pandora

Goody Two Shoes Reach full positive Karma.

Three Wise Men Solve the Three Judges

Retribution Kill Zeus

Vengeance Complete Beat the game

Back With Trish Reconciled with Trish.