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True Samurai Complete a stage using only the Sword

Pains, Trains and Imakandi Complete Aku City

I've stopped counting Reach a total Online level of 250, all disciplines combined.

Can’t Homidecide Kill an enemy with every weapon

I'm walking here! Make the giant lift both feet

If Only I Got Paid To Do This... In the Barrel Hoop game, achieve a score of 3000 or more in less than 100 kicks.
156/3000

Best party Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best race Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

Fishing Trip Catch at least one fish with each character

Tattered and Torn Finish a stage with under 10% health

Crooned his last tune, babe Complete Ruined City

Turtle Power Do a team Timed Block with three players

What A Pay Off! Win $1M total

Best concert Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Meet the Family Complete Snowy Forest

Down Low Try all high-five combinations

Big Bank Takes Little Bank Collect 100,000 gold

You're the disease, I'm the cure Finish the Ironbro campaign

Truly Twisted Complete the Story mode on Twisted Difficulty

Ship of Nightmares Complete Prison Ship

Medal of Duty Get Gold on Every Challenge

I Have Nothing to Fear Defeat 1,000 enemies.

Twisted Gold Earn a gold medal in every campaign event and boss fight on Twisted difficulty

Relentless 1500 Total Kills

Still the Returning Champion Win 10 games

20/20 Defeat 20 enemies using the bow-and-arrow

Freedom Fighter Jack free a Clobot from the PTi Collective!

Honed Edge Upgrade any weapon to its maximum level

Peace was never an option Finish Arena:Colosseum

The show must go on Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Aku’s Last Stand Complete Aku's Tower

Utility Belt Unlock all player perks

Mega Kill Combo Get a 50x Damage Streak in single player

TMA Complete Story mode without dying or switching cars in the garage.

Grace Under Fire Beat Metro Square Electric Cage on HARD MODE with 5 SECONDS LEFT in your GRACE PERIOD meter. Cooperative Story is allowed.

Advanced Dragon Achieve Hoard Rank 7

Here In My Cars Complete the Hotwiring Hotstuff Mission

Max Damage! Complete the Up Your Carma Mission

Carnival Culinarian Cook each of the five Horloge recipes at least once

Kick Me! Kill 16,666 Peds

Warlocked Beat all of Horloge's Wheels champions

Clockworkn't Defeat Dweller of Scourge

Marquee Star Unlock all skills and combos for circus classes

Unrivaled Wonder Earn top rank in all three of Horloge's minigames

No Looking Back Beat the game in Ironman mode on Classic or Impossible difficulty.

Faster than a bullet Finish Speedrun

What doth it meanst? Bear witness to the secret vision

Bush Master Collect 55 Smelly Bushes

One Track Mind Destroy 100 Enemy Tanks.