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Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Badges Collect all badges.

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes