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Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

The Ravens' Spoils Complete chapter 5

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Green Thumb Cure Dark Eco Infected Plants

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Twist and Shout Defeat the Lurker Ambush

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Hungry? Protect Farthy's Snacks

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Damaged Goods Complete chapter 6

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Buzzed Collect 49 Scout Flies

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.