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Not the buns you’d like Kinky stunts (Hit this 150 times)

Banned in California Daddy didn’t give attention (Hit this 75 times)

Selenites beware Peas love carrots (Hit this 200 times)

New horizons Got your nose! (Hit this 75 times)

Looking fly for a mayo guy Shoot to the moon (Hit this 400 times)

REALLY Horsing around Horizon one up (Hit this 300 times)

Chicks, man! Plug your charger (Hit this 120 times)

But if you sing, sing, sing sing. Get the microphone! (Hit 10000 times!)

Hazardous peeps On the prowl (Hit this 175 times)

Stood up Flies are annoying (Hit this 350 times)

Finding a money-giving place Make 50 dollah

The job market, man... Make 30 angry statements

I’m waiting for the right chance, mom! Skip 20 life problems

Unbearably moist Stranger danger (Hit this 200 times)

Be yourself A little too close and personal (Hit this 100 times)

Alone with your thoughts... Inner you (Hit this 150 times)

There is no better time than pizza time Flap over 30 buildings

Stare into the abyss... Moving on your own (Hit this 400 times)

Half-living Stop crying your heart out (Hit this 450 times)

Materialism is peas and carrots Be your better half (Hit this 550 times)

Sausage pizzas are a hot topic Deliver pizza joy to 100 people

Lonely but homely YOU’RE one to talk (Hit this 200 times)

Honest mistakes Eat 30 pizza slides

Can’t let hot pizza go to waste Open the door!

Delivering pizza was never easy Feel the pressure of your heart

Elevator? What’s that? Go up 20 moving stars

The most beautiful secret This is beautiful (Unlock all)

My Name is Mayo - The Second! High Cholesterol, High Reward.

The Good Fight Reach Karma Level 2, and purchase any Guns For Hire upgrade (Campaign only).

End Transmission Liberate 8 Bell Towers (Campaign only).

Overdose Discover Shangri-La (Campaign only).

Quad Kill Kill 4 enemies simultaneously with a single explosion (Campaign only).

Friendly Play an Exhibition match

Dr. Feelgood Craft 15 syringes (Campaign only).

Rewriting History Remove 30 Propaganda Posters (Campaign only).

One Down Decide De Pleur's fate (Campaign only).

Defender Repel 3 Outpost Retaliation Parties (Campaign only).

Two Down Decide Noore's fate (Campaign only).

Fixer-Upper Purchase 3 items for the Ghale Homestead (Campaign only).

Deliver Us From Evil Liberate 12 Outposts (Campaign only).

Custom-Fitted Buy all attachments and paint schemes for a single weapon (Campaign only).

Trigger-Man Complete 3 Assassination or Eye for an Eye quests (Campaign only).

Right Tributes Spin 10 Mani Wheels (Campaign only).

Display Of Fortitude Conquer 2 Fortresses (Campaign only).

The Rarest Game Complete 3 Kyrat Fashion Week quests (Campaign only).

Hat-Trick Decide Yuma's fate (Campaign only).

Hand Of Justice Eliminate 3 Pagan's Wrath convoys (Campaign only).

Two Birds Using a sniper rifle, kill 2 targets with a single shot (Campaign only).

Community Surprise Play a Top Rated map in the Map Browser (Map Browser only).

No One Left Behind Rescue 15 hostages in Hostage Rescue quests (Campaign only).