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Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Depths Below Kill Hades

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.