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Earwax: Bodily Malfunction Win a game without using any bodily function sound effects

No Claims Bonus Complete all no collision challenges

Lone survivor Kill any boss with only one hero remaining

Flawless Drumming Scored 100% notes hit as a drummer on Expert

Becoming Monstrous Reach the twenty fifth level of infamy.

Basic Weapon Handling level 3 Kill 10000 people.

Like the Back of My Hand Collect every power up on every map.

Stabby stab Stab 1,000 hearts in Classic mode

Groove Assassin Beat the Impossible Bass Challenge

A Thousand Miles Walk a distance of 10 miles

Hit the Spot Unlock every Spot

Lone Wolf Clear a UFO crash site with one soldier on Classic or Impossible difficulty.

Chain Smoker Collect all cigarette packages.

Winner level 3 Win 1000 matches.

Developer X is pleased Accumulate 4096 total points in Score Attack

Spotless Set a score on every Spot

Ticket Out of Here Complete the 'Slumdog Billionaire' challenge on 'Rags to Riches'

Buy a Real Instrument Already! Beat any Impossible Challenge on Expert

You Owe Me One Revive another player in Cooperative play.

Band Savior Was a savior 3 times during a single song

Virtually A Pro Win the 'Hyper Tournament India' Event in Tour on Gold Star difficulty.

Fast Track On Mean Street, kill all the snipers on the rooftop before the DNA bomb explodes

Perfect Balance Defeat 75 foes in “Balance”.

No Contest Complete all of the Danger Ball Tournament challenges

Up-Lifting On Monorail Factory, kill all enemies whilst riding the lift

SLOW PLAYED Let the timer run out in your opponent's last screen and win in sudden death

Caretaker Complete all Caretaker Goals

Get a Life Get 200 kills in multiplayer on 50 different days.

Explorer of All Roads Solved 'Choose Wisely' by choosing each battery first

Cut Me Some Flak Mission 1: Foxtrot 813: Destroy all of the helicopters.

Apollyon Baby Complete all hard mode marks with Apollyon

Blue Belt Win 15 online Ranked Matches with a CAF or UFC fighter.

Batten Down the Hatches Mission 3: Influence: Close all of the sewer hatches.

Collateral Damage Mission 3: Influence: Kill an enemy with an exploding vehicle.

Lawnmower Man Drive a total of 10 minutes whilst Off Track.

The Right Blueprints Pass all tracks on the Awesome Adventure event

Blows Up Real Nice Throw all the proximity mines in “Balance”.

Champion of Athena Complete the Assault on Dark Athena campaign on hard difficulty.

Ice Breaker Shatter 1000 blocks of Ice

Bounty Hunter Collect all bounty cards.

Ah, finally some peace and quiet Collected all Collectibles

Stabby stabby stab Stab 3,000 hearts in Classic mode

A Taste Of Madness Complete The First Farmstead Quest

-1 Beat level -1 in 'The Magnetic 10' challenge on 'Junkyard Funk'

Let the Heavens Bleed Defeat the Chaos Invasion bonus wave.

Heretic Complete a public Co-op game in the Chaos Invasion mission.

CRASH COMMANDO Reach commando level 25.

NEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD!!!!!!! Play 1,000 rounds of Versus

Jacob & Esau You are just like your father...

Academy Award Obtain all Trophies