pneumaticTurtle

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

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I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.

Aha! Aha? Just who exactly ARE you!?※ I was hoping to blend in as a normal person... but fine, I'll come clean

Homo Ludens May fortune favor you, Supplicants of ages yet to come※ Recreate the myth of the eight Actors, and relaunch the Phantasmoon Games

To Those Who Laugh Complete the "Jump Time" in Moment of Joy, a performance like yours deserves a grand curtain call