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The Orbist Collect 100 Precursor Orbs

Infamy Level 1 Reached Infamy Level 1

We're All Friends Here Rescue Friends at Fortress

Bot Bot Boom Boom Protect Hideout from Bomb Bots

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

Eggs Over Hard Push the Flut Flut Egg Off the Cliff

Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Gimmee That! Get the Power Cell from the Pelican

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Yee Haw! Herd the Yakows in to their Pen

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS - 9mm

Delicious Kill the Apex Predator in Dead Horse Lake

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Shoot Some B-Roll For Elena Explore Photo Mode

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs