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Is this organic? Wash them often (Hit this 250 times)

Banned in California Daddy didn’t give attention (Hit this 75 times)

Not the buns you’d like Kinky stunts (Hit this 150 times)

Are ya winning? The buns that are hot (Hit this 250 times)

Tears of parenting Horsing around (Hit this 150 times)

Epiphany! Mime your dad (Hit this 150 times)

Follow your nose! Your new eyes (Hit this 200 times)

New horizons Got your nose! (Hit this 75 times)

Chicks, man! Plug your charger (Hit this 120 times)

Hazardous peeps On the prowl (Hit this 175 times)

I’m waiting for the right chance, mom! Skip 20 life problems

The job market, man... Make 30 angry statements

Finding a money-giving place Make 50 dollah

There is no better time than pizza time Flap over 30 buildings

But if you sing, sing, sing sing. Get the microphone! (Hit 10000 times!)

Selenites beware Peas love carrots (Hit this 200 times)

Looking fly for a mayo guy Shoot to the moon (Hit this 400 times)

Stood up Flies are annoying (Hit this 350 times)

REALLY Horsing around Horizon one up (Hit this 300 times)

Unbearably moist Stranger danger (Hit this 200 times)

Be yourself A little too close and personal (Hit this 100 times)

Alone with your thoughts... Inner you (Hit this 150 times)

Sausage pizzas are a hot topic Deliver pizza joy to 100 people

Half-living Stop crying your heart out (Hit this 450 times)

Materialism is peas and carrots Be your better half (Hit this 550 times)

Stare into the abyss... Moving on your own (Hit this 400 times)

Instant Inferno Sam immediately flicked the switch to set the lodge ablaze

Lonely but homely YOU’RE one to talk (Hit this 200 times)

Elevator? What’s that? Go up 20 moving stars

Delivering pizza was never easy Feel the pressure of your heart

Can’t let hot pizza go to waste Open the door!

Honest mistakes Eat 30 pizza slides

My Name is Mayo - The Second! High Cholesterol, High Reward.

The most beautiful secret This is beautiful (Unlock all)

Perfect Harmony Tint your clothes with those colors: Wetland Ebony and Wetland Ivory.

Doctor Perform an Air Assassination on a Poisoned NPC.

Kerwan Gladiator Complete the Fitness Course on Kerwan in under 70 seconds.

Top Gunner Defeat 40 enemies while jetpacking in Gaspar.

Full Gun Rack Acquire every weapon in the game.

Safecracker Complete every Trespasser puzzle without using AutoHack.

Alpha Rescue Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Turret Syndrome Overload 25 Turrets

Expert Complete 75% of all Challenges

Ultimate Explorer Collect every gold bolt.

Completed Chapter 1 - 2 Complete Chapter 1 - 2 on any difficulty setting.

Clank Crusher Crush 5 gadgebots in the crusher on Quartu.

Gamma Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

When Sheep Fly Sheepinate a Blarg Helicopter Commander.

I Hate Lamp Break every lamp in Aleero City.

No-hitter Kill 10 enemies while remaining in conflict without being hit.