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Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Freeflow Combo 20 Complete a combo of 20 moves (any play mode)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Crocodile Tears Venture into Killer Croc's lair and come out alive

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Freakshow Rodeo Ride Titan henchman and knock down 10 thugs (any play mode)

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.