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And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

Triple Take Defeat 3 enemies using a single lightsaber throw

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

A Vault-like Mind Open a portable safe.

The Longest Night Complete the tutorial.

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

What Goes Around... Defeat an enemy with their own Slowed blaster bolt

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Echo Location Discover 75 Force Echoes

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Visiting Alderaan Places Explore the crashed Venator

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest