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Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Environmentally Unfriendly Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).

The Doppler Effect Resolve the doppler problem in Novigrad.

Nailed It Get 100 kills with the God's Hammer

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

Let Me Ride Travel 200 meters on top of a car by hacking it

Fire in the Hole Destroy 10 monster nests using bombs.

Get Stoned Stonify and Shatter Kill 100 Demons with the Stone Blast Supernatural Power

A new friendship is born Shoot the tractor before it crushes Emile

Goblin Hunter Defeated 100 goblins

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

Dungeon Master III Cleared all 73 dungeons!

...Double-Hockey-sticks Conquer all of New Hades with 100% City Take Over

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Fashionista Tails III Obtained all 101 pieces of equipment!

The Whole Story Find ALL Audio Logs.

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Purple Demons Have minions kill 100 Demons with the Summon Supernatural Power

Pawlatinum You are pawsome!

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Leaks and Leaks Finish Operation: Ubistolen

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Miniroadtrip! Drive 4 km in the world while driving the Merengue from Elek Motors

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

Top Gunner Shoot down a Spire missile with a blast while hovering

A Real Cluster…. Find 100% of all Data Clusters.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

I Get Around Do a drone race

100% Legit Finish Operation: $911

Earn your Sea Legs Do a sailboat race

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

The Fox Finish Operation: Shadow

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Breach Leap from the water.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Gun Pals! Send an item to a friend.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Bringin' the Heat Kill 100 Aliens using the Fire Buff Super Power.

Where's My Cape? Purchase all Super Power upgrades.

Robot Hunter Defeated 100 robots

Are You Crazy? Get a Comet into the Ultor lobby

Catching up on some reading Collect one Field Manual in the campaign

Jekyll & Hyde Stop the bank heist on Miagani Island and lock up the master mind in GCPD.

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

The Book of More, Man Find 64 Tomes