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Endured the Winter Play a round on all "In the Name of the Tsar" maps

Action Button Hero Perform every takedown at least once.

This Session's Over Defeat all the training Moo Goo monkeys in Flaming Temple of Flame.

Extinction Level Event Complete Special Operation: Mesozoico on Mastery 3 difficulty

Must Have Been the Ghosts Defeat all Voodoo Guards in The Dread Swamp Path without being detected.

Shavior Shave 30 Citizens.

Who Needs Enemies? PLAYER 2: Throw away Player 1's head 10 times.

So Much For Being Subtle Get 9 Kills While Being Pulled By A Chain [FREE AIM]

Seen and Wanted Alert every flashlight guard and set off every alarm in The Unseen Foe.

Employee of the Month Complete the Krusty Krab job

Feast Your Eyes… Complete the Patty Wagon job

It's Supposed to be Invisible! Complete the Invisible Boatmobile job

2 Wheels Get a kill with the Dirtbike

Flatline Imagine meeting you here.

Certified eDEN Mech Operator Earn at least 1 Gear in all Challenges of the Mech Land Assault Expansion.

Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Sly Be Nimble Sly Be Quick Jump over all candles during the chase in The Lair of the Beast.

Safecracker Open all vaults in Fire in the Sky.

Trial By Fire Earn 36 stars in the Protector Trials

Flash Mob Blind 100 Orcs.

Junkyard Challenge Bounty Packrat Palooka

Spin Doctor Complete “Run This Town”.

Guest Starring Complete all Opportunities in Club 27.

Street Credits Get a perfect score in the credits minigame.

Matchmaker Complete romances with three different characters across all playthroughs.

Speedcross Champion Complete the Fortune Valley Speedcross Series

Slytly Pacifist Complete Descent into Danger without defeating any enemies or destroying any alarms.

Pocket Money Carry at least 8,000 Respect at once

Guardian Angel Completed all bonus Protector Trials

Ace The Kraken!!! Ace The Kraken!!!

Easy Come, Easy Go Steal the Arasaka medical truck or deliver 10 vehicles to El Capitan.

Better Luck Next Time Fail the initiation trial

Giddy Up Yee-haw to the hoedown.

Platinum Acorn Achieve all the Trophies.

I've Come for Your Pickle In the Patty Wagon job, complete the Pickles first

Enlightened Monarch Discover every location in Pagan's mind

A New Dawn Successfully escape Joseph's mind

It's Not My Wallet In the Mermalair job, complete Patrick's Identity Card first

Touring the Film Set Complete all Opportunities in The Icon.

Bucket Sweet Bucket In the Krusty Krab job, complete the Chum Bucket first

Built for the Adventurer Buy the MINI JCW Countryman from the Speedcross dealership

Nitrostalgia Finish first on all tracks. (CTR & CNK)

Accelerate Your Potential Buy the INFINITI Q60 S from the Speedcross dealership

Adverse Attraction Obtain the Polarizer gadget.

Knowing Is Half the Battle Learn the names of 10 enemies through the Binoc-u-com.

Accessorizing Unlock all weapons in Pagan's Armory (Solo Game only)

The Metropolitan Play a round on all Dragon's Teeth maps

Ship Shape Severed: Take out the gunship within 30 seconds

The Thousand Dead Sons Kill 1,000 Chaos servants in Operations mode
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Mind Monarch Escape Pagan's mind with a score of at least 25,000