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Have Car, Will Travel Drive a total of 5,000 miles, including any miles driven online or offline.

Burglar Pick 50 locks

Like lightning Electrocute enemies 200 times

Bagel Space Program Launch the Rocket

Master Complete a Challenge Mission with the highest grade with Zoro

Pesky Dodger! Do 30 Flame-Flame Perfect Dodges

You, the Master of Unlocking... Prove you're worthy of the 99vidas by earning all the Trophies

Contract Complete Complete all Sectors

BARE CARDIO KILL UPGRAYDD

Enthused Warrior Learn all of Zoro's Skills

Net Gain Turn the ball over 10 fewer times than your opponent

Spreading The Love Finish a game in which all 5 starters score double-digit points

Mission Complete Complete all Main Missions in
"Where Justice Lies"

Party responsibly Complete Little Frogs in one go without dying

Fire Guardian Defeat Fourth Boss

The Stick Of Truth? Use wooden sticks

Platinum Golfer Collect all trophies

Betrayal at Condor Step three - Get cracking

Apoocalypse All work and no play makes Evan a very dull journalist

Bright Idea Save your telekinetic powers for later

New Challenger Try your hand at all of the GORK Park activities

Necessity is the Mother... Blow up the bizarre balloon

Sweet Surrender Offer the general an excellent treat

Evan Mosley Almost like a detective's disguise

IDKFA Disassemble the dreaded item

Origins Find a way to bring down the wall

Not So Secret Cow Level Find yourself in a heap of trouble

The Black Lodge The right man in the wrong place

Thriller Last more than 13 minutes and 43 seconds in Survival Mode

Alpha Centurion Defeat 100 Tower Guards.

Vulture Killed 10 Scavengers

Starite Apprentice Earn 25 Starites.

Sharpshooter Score 20 points by shooting the targets

Pro Tiger Tamer A three-headed monkey would also be useful

Obsolete Technology Snap a photo with an antique camera

Combo Master [Combo] Solved 400 problems.

Priceless You managed to get 1,000,000 FM. That's pretty good! The real value, however, is in the path you walked to earn that much.

Gory to Matryoshka Step four - Save Matryoshka

Fearless Coward Technically you're not supposed to do that

Meticulous Design Create the perfect zooming device

Hero of the Day Give the people a sure sign that the revolution has started

Brother Time Complete the 3 missions for the South Central time trial.

Rondo Retrieve the Drum

Son of a Gun Prove that you're very thorough with your preparations

Guardian Fairy Defeat Fifth Boss

Mythical Onion Collect all Trophies

Psychopomps Defeat Mother's Corners.

A popular dude Gather all the Profiles.

Inscriptiana Jones Read all the inscriptions in the cave.

MYSTERY DOOR FIND THE SECRET DOOR IN VODKAVILLE