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A Mosaic of Misery View all the photo slides in your cabin

The Fun Starts Here Compete in an Event in PVP.

Pack Rat Buy every single item from the vending machine

Welcome to Matryoshka Witness the absurdity of Matryoshka for the first time

Final Cut Earn all trophies

Rule of Three Witness all three endings

Sub Expert Beat the Submerged challenge on "I am Death Incarnate" difficulty

So Much Stuff Beat the fourth area (hard mode).

Old Friends Find the hidden stash

Strong-arm Service Acquire an unusual business card

The Early Bird Gets the Worm Order a wake-up call

Ivan the Destroyer Slightly vandalize the room

Entrapment Entrepreneur In Alpha Omega, kill 11 zombies with 5 different traps

Challenger Complete 3 Challenge Missions with Zoro

Your Ancestors would be proud Get par or better on Ancient Classic

Encouragement Try to bribe several of the locals

Liberator Sal Limones would be proud!

Constant Surveillance Close observation goes outrageously wrong

Secret In Tag der Toten, find the secret

Targeted Destruction Get par or better on Worms Classic

Aloha Send your parents a postcard from Matryoshka

Heavyweight Knock out 200 humanoids

Air Guardian Defeat Third Boss

Harmony Retrieve the Bell

Charmer Show them how to treat the ladies

So Serious Complete a Joker Lap in PVP without losing a position.

Scientific Precision Get par or better on Space Station Classic

When Things go Awry Step two - Stay clean

Nap time! Takedown 20 enemies as Sabo

Octopus? Use mechanical arms

Elite Player Finish the game in the Elite Difficulty Setting

Symphony Retrieve the Violin

Orchestra Reach level 50 with any class

Scream and Run Oh hai doggy

Am I Evil? We all go a little mad sometimes

Like a Boss Finish the campaign in Elite mode

Reach level 20 Reach level 20!

Shame on You Getting the various hard-working classes drunk will get you nowhere

Master Splinter Find Master Splinter.

Improvvisato Complete all sidequests

Animal Lover Killed 20 innocent animals

Treasure Hunter Open 25 chests

Backtracker Exchange ration card with the professor

The Final Frontier Try to find another race in outer space

Bam, Bam, Win! Winning 300 matches will put the word out for Matsuda Jiu-Jitsu! It'll be like, "the succesor or Matsuda Jiu-Jitsu, Laura Matsuda is right here!"

Rapid spying Complete the gala without taking more glasses on the buffet

Last words Read all the epitaphs.

Bagel Space Program Launch the Rocket

You, the Master of Unlocking... Prove you're worthy of the 99vidas by earning all the Trophies

Contract Complete Complete all Sectors