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Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene