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Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

20 Kills: Pistole Kill 20 Enemies with the Pistole

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border