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Epic Jump Quest Jump from the roof of 3 Count to the Nuke Plant, without touching the ground or other rooftops.

And Stay Down! Perform a ground execution.

Fly Swatter Shoot and knock back Marguerite while she's leaping at you.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

The Wedding Complete all levels in The Wedding

Next Time Swim Faster Got eaten by an alligator

They're ACTION Figures! Collect 3 figures.

Pounding the Pavement Kill 150 Aliens with the Stomp Super Power.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Historian Find every audio diary

Zoo Keeper Kill 25 Wardens.

Balance Restored COMPLETE the game on NORMAL difficulty

Just A Memory Now Get ending 2.

Fist Meet Ground Kill 100 Aliens with the Death From Above Super Power.

No Man's Land Complete all Rift missions.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Bob and Weave Counter an enemy's attack three times in row.

Skeet Shoot In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while they are falling.

Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

Experimental Tech Kill 25 Aliens with each: Dubstep, InflatoRay, Bounce Gun, Disintegrator, Abduction, and Black Hole.

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

On the Fly In the Main Campaign, killed 30 enemies while riding a Sky-Line.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

Forager Collect 25% of the prize bubbles on the story levels

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

Share the Wealth Get all the rewards in a Co-op mission in Paris.

Fourth and Forty Spend over 40 hours in the Simulation.

Devastator Kill 10 enemies with one Blade Geyser wrath attack
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An Old Internet Meme Renovate all the Social Clubs and complete all the Social Club missions.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Give a Little Push Knock ten enemies off a high place.

Dial Z For Murder Stop the phone booth killer

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Lab Technician Play and complete a game session of Game Lab in the Multiplayer Public playlist.

All Too Easy Kill Zinyak in less than 5 minutes in 'Save the Planet'.

Merciful Killer Perform 10 non-lethal takedowns in a Co-op mission.

Floors are for losers Wall run for a total of 1/2 mile (805 meters).

Stuntman Defeat 20 enemies with the Hydra using a quick shot.

Master Of The Caribbean Complete the Discovery Mode of Wolfpack in Multiplayer.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Mind Over Matter In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using Possessed machines.

I Am Become Death Kill 1000 Aliens with any combination of Super Powers.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Combination Shock In the Main Campaign, performed all 8 of the Vigor combinations.

Bring the Heat Take down an enemy from 50 meters away with a headshot using the thermal scope.