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Everyone should always do sport! Reach 1000 sports

Food producer Earn a gross food income of 100,000

Temperate builder Win the temperate biome

Fully Loaded Unlock all equipment items available in the shop.

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

Hard-boiled Gentleman Complete the quest "Clotted Crime."

Scored 500+ in Survival Mode Score 500 or more in Survival Mode

The Prince The Prince

The Weaver The Weaver

A path. A purpose. A path. A purpose.

An understanding. An understanding.

The Choice The Choice

How many deaths did it take? Beat 18 Parkour levels

Oh, I love parks, listening to birds! Reach 1500 green areas

Fear God, you sinners! Reach 1000 faith

I am very happy! Reach 14 happiness

Oh, life is too awesome! Thank you! Reach 18 happiness

I don't feel well, I have to drink a coffe Reach 1200 night life

Metropolurbek Reach 75000 population

¡Muy feliz! Reach 20 happiness

Banking city Get 20 banks

Banking empire Get 100 banks

Welfare state Get 100 comfortable social building

Food provider master Earn a gross food income of 200,000

City in flames Get 50 rebel houses

Desert builder Win the desert biome

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

[white label] remarked

DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

Barter Make a trade

Fame and Contempt Gain or lose reputation with any gang

Craftsman Craft consumables
3/100

Miner Mine crystals
0/50

Troublemaker Destroy crates
5/200

The Desert Visit the Mining Zone

Don’t Turn Into Pizza! Escape from the SteamRoller

Platinum Trophy Earned all trophies

Scored 1000+ in Survival Mode Score 1000 or more in Survival Mode

The best builder Collect all trophies

Archipelago builder Win the archipelago biome

Rainforest builder Win the rainforest biome

Restorer Win the ruins biome

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.