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Mostly Armless Kill something with your own arm.

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Hit the Road Complete 7 unique Expeditions on the Rank III difficulty.

Don't Mess With the Money! Complete Bank Heist quest.

Stealth Cookie Complete an Online Tailing without being detected

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Animal Rider Any animal ridden for 5 kilometers.

Cherish Our Resources Have 100 bodies collected.

Total Party Kill Kill 5 enemies with friendly fire

Don't Need It Drop 20 Money Pouches in the streets.

If it ain't broke... Reconstruct all of the Decayed Chests

Stinking Rebels Brand 5 Bodyguards of a Warchief, turning them against him in combat.

Armor upgrade I Unlock the Armor upgrade I perk

Casey Jones Take down 25 enemies while riding on a moving train.

Here! Catch! Kill 100 Aliens with the Telekinesis Super Power.

Payback's A B**** Defeat Straga

Sight Beyond Sight Collect the Mask of Shadows

Ransacking Versailles Earn 100% completion of Versailles.

Freedom Escape Castle Wolfenstein

Raising Expectations Reach a combo of 100

To the Nines Restore and equip a matching vestige outfit

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Chip Collector 80% of all plug-in chips collected.

This Is What We Do Win every trophy.

Health upgrade II Unlock the Health upgrade II perk

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Glittering gold Collect 16 gold items

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

Let Me Ride Travel 200 meters on top of a car by hacking it

Pain Builds Character Finish the game on hard difficulty.

Electric Slide Gather all the fuses in the warehouse within 5 minutes.

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

More for Your Money In the Main Campaign, lured 3 enemies into a single Vigor trap 5 times.

Can't Touch This Kill 20 enemies in a row without taking damage.

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Up to the Challenge Complete 5 Challenges

Snap + Slide 8 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 8 pieces in 30 seconds or under.

Revenge Complete part one

Laying Down the Law Kill 6 enemies with the Revolver without reloading

Pheidippides Run (move or sprint) at least 42,195 m

"This Guy Is Really Good" Score 200 points at the shooting range.

Reload mash Unlock the Reload mash perk

Pod Hunter All Pods found.

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Legendary Hunter Hunt and loot 5 rare animals