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Completed Chapter 4 - 2 Complete Chapter 4 - 2 on any difficulty setting.

We're All Friends Here Rescue Friends at Fortress

Bot Bot Boom Boom Protect Hideout from Bomb Bots

Completed Chapter 5 - 1 Complete Chapter 5 - 1 on any difficulty setting.

Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

Rebel Leader Return the Hammer of the Rebellion

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

Cat-a-strophe Try to play mahjong with the robots.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

Completed Chapter 5 - 2 Complete Chapter 5 - 2 on any difficulty setting.

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

Clever Dad The Rat - Work out where Shaun is held

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Completed Chapter 5 - 3 Complete Chapter 5 - 3 on any difficulty setting.

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Completed Chapter 6 - 1 Complete Chapter 6 - 1 on any difficulty setting.

Completed Chapter 6 - 2 Complete Chapter 6 - 2 on any difficulty setting.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

SEND A MESSAGE Markus conducted a pacifist riot

Phalanx Obtain all Shields

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

Lifeguard Save partner 10 times when DYING is displayed.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Barras Bravas Play an Online game with someone in your Party