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Iconoclast Help Ulara to defeat all four lost gods.

Clickety Click Appease the Crab King.

It Burns! Stand in the sunlight.

#Platinum Collect all the trophies in #BLUD

Don't Make Me Turn This Ship Around! You sailed 100 nautical miles with a Chest of Sorrow aboard your ship.
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Competitive Urge Win 100 multiplayer matches.

Goodnight Sweet Prince Put Goggo to sleep.

Grateful Undead Create an undead uprising.

Card Magic Win a game of Whatever against Orthos.

Sailor of the Merchant Alliance You sailed 1,000 nautical miles on Merchant Alliance Voyages, or with their Emissary Flag raised.
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Sailor of the Whispering Bones You sailed 1,000 nautical miles on Order of Souls Voyages, or with their Emissary Flag raised.
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When Doves Cry Complete Challenge card #8

Crumbdog Millionaire Spend 180 000 Crumbs

ARCADE FLAWLESS people like to say that you can fail a million times but you only have to succeed once. i like succeeding more than once, myself

IF THE NEEDLE WON'T MOVE... gladitorial rules

Master of the Crypt Unlock all trophies.

Man of War Restore all of Joro's memories.

Repeat Offender Get sent to the cage for a second time.

Lady Killer Restore all of Syn's memories.

Melody Maker Restore all of Maz's memories.

Sorceress Supreme Restore all of Nix's memories.

Legendary Angler Find the Master Rod.

Paragon Prevent the dead from rising.

JSN Find the hidden ending.

Merchant Forager You delivered 50 Fruit Crates or Crates of Unprepared Ingredients.
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Ultimate Completionist Unlock All Trophies

Dodo Complete Challenge card #9

AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you

AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE past the morning every day

PUNCHLINE a cruel answer

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE. it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

A young girl plays a song For all the days we've had, and all the days we will

STAR...t You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

Be nice. Be NICE.

Officer Obtain 1,000,000 Agency Points in total.

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

Seasonal Headbanger LV1 Complete Challenge card #10

Seasonal Headbanger LV2 Complete Challenge card #11

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn