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Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

Unacceptable Complete the "Scales of Justice" mission

Powering Up Complete "Powering Up"

The Good Samaritan Complete all side quests
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A Game of Catch Kill 50 enemies with throwing weapons

World Raider Collect all 27 Artifacts
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I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Know-It-All Complete all training missions.

The Nuclear Option Complete "The Nuclear Option"

Mercenary Endeavors Complete Chapter 3.

Red Dawn Complete 'Wolverines!' and 'Exodus' on Veteran difficulty.

Master Ninja Defeat 50 enemies with stealth attacks.

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Play Dead Kill all the enemies in the 'Embedded' field of dead bodies.

Custom 358 Drove at 120 mph or faster for 20 seconds

You Used to Be a Good Guy Defeat Jack Krauser.

Prisoner 627 Complete 'The Only Easy Day... Was Yesterday' and 'The Gulag' on Veteran difficulty.

My Name is Lincoln Clay You jammed a knife through Santangelo's head

Run-and-Gunner Defeat 20 enemies by shooting from the hip (without aiming with the L button).

Dark Rider Ride for 100 miles
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Well-Rounded Warrior Complete all Haiku, Onsen, Shinto Shrines, and Bamboo Strikes on Iki Island.

Chiyoko's Song Complete all Animal Sanctuaries.

Hooligan Break every breakable window in Castle Dimitrescu in a single playthrough.

My First Summon Invoke a summon.

You Can Pet the Dog Pet Torgal 5 times.
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You're Small Time! Defeat Osmund Saddler.

Gabriel's Sword Add a fire elemental effect to a sword or a khopesh

The Price of War Complete the single player campaign on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Ends Justify the Means Complete 'Contingency' on Veteran difficulty.

Reflection Complete the adventure.

Washed Ashore Complete Chapter 4.

Legend Of The Wastes Reach Level 50

Snap + Slide 14 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 14 pieces in 40 seconds or under.

The Nature of the Beast Breed every type of beast
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Elegy for Kazumasa Complete all Memories of Your Father.

A Picture of Grace Run through 30 breakable objects

What Was That? Attack, counter, cast a Sign and throw a bomb (in any order) in under 4 seconds.

England Subdued Complete Hamtunscire Arc

Press [BOOM] to Defuse Blow up 3 tripwires with explosives.

Now It's Safe Capture all Safe Zones

Freeflow Combo 40 Complete a combo of 40 moves (any play mode)

Homecoming Complete 'Of Their Own Accord', 'Second Sun', and 'Whiskey Hotel' on Veteran difficulty.

Aerial Predator Kill 160 enemies while on the angelic beast
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Nordic Walking Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

No Sanctuary Complete Stronghold.

Full Power Collect the maximum amount of lifestones

*BEEP* YOU, CLAWZ! Complete all three missions.

Family, Not Friends Play a complete game with Dominus or Takumi