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Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

The Free Folk Complete an Outcast Rescue Mission.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside