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Anger Management Reach the 5th Circle in the 'Circles of Hell' skill game

Left or Dead? Make it through every level in "The Desmond Debacle" at least once without dying

Hardcore Henry II You finished the story in Hardcore mode.

Against All Odds You finished the game in Hardcore mode with all negative perks enabled.

Snow March Finish first two levels without using snowmobiles

Monkey Temple Choose the right road, but don't hit the monkeys with your quad bike

I'm Not Very Sociable Eliminate the MP guard before he lets backup in

In the Forefront Break into the cannibal village using Smuggler's key, not Serpent Stones

I saw all those hits coming a measure away! Perfectly parry every non-boss enemy's Rhythm Parry attack. (Only for enemies in the main game.)
2/7

24 Carat Joe! Grab all the Pro Medals!

Capitalist Accumulation Get hidden harpoon gun, M16, Automatic Pistols and Uzis in the first level

I can't see this ever being a problem again Solve the problem once and for all in an epic battle.

Two Drink Minimum Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle"

Ludicrous Speed Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle"

Fight Junkie Berserker Achieve a Career Level of Lv. 99 with the Fight Junkies.

The Dissolution Break all shattered floor panels over big funnel

Snake Charming Find all cobras in the Caves of Kaliya level

Limbo Master Don't let the turret lasers lock on to you, but don't turn them off either

I Want to Believe Do a handstand on a watch tower

Photo Finish Run into the maintenance room before the Damned does

Largest Assortment Obtain all available weapons before final boss

No disassemble! Make it through every level in "IKE-aramba!" at least once without dying

Thanks for Your Donation Collect 30000 coins.
100/30000

Serial Murder Free all crows.
12/15

Fire Safety Catch fire from every possible enemy and extinguish it in the water
0/9

Na Zdorovye! Don't anger Inuit warriors or their spirits

Codex of India Collect all secrets in India levels

Crushin' Krishna Defeat Tony using grenade launcher (on New Game)

From the Flanks Get to the cannibal village without the Smuggler's key, but with the Serpent Stones

The Deep Get medipack in the water room

Arena Champion Win a First-to-Five Deathmatch against three bots using the Default ruleset.

Alternating Currents Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "IKE-aramba!"

Short Circuits Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "IKE-aramba!"

Solve the Problem of Deficit Pick up that box of flares before the boulder rolls down

We’ll Surpass You. And We’ll Go Forward. Run through a corridor with a rolling blade without stopping and without taking damage

Defensive Capabilities Don't hurt the catfish, but don't let them bite you either

Lost Souls Are Forgiven Kill no dam workers

First Among Snow Pirate Elites Achieve a Career Level of Lv. 99 with the Snow Pirate Elites.

Over Qualified Beat Developer Ghosts on all six SPEED tracks

Denouncing the Enemy Throw a flare into a small rat hole

Kakie Vashi Dokazatelstva? Defeat two polar bears without evidence

Amphibian Woman Get into the water lock control room by opening all the levers in one breath

Fire Support Let the surviving soldier finish off the T-Rex

And the crowd goes wild! Finish the game and complete every level on the Very Hard difficulty.
0/12

Speedcuber Reach the 40th side of the cube on Cubicle Space

Further Qualifications Beat Developer Ghosts on all eight ADRENALINE tracks

Planned Economy From the start of the level get the Mask of Tornarsuk in less than 50 seconds

That’s Just a Nightmare Finish Nightmare in Vegas bonus level

The Nightmare Just Got Worse Kill both T-Rexes

Codex of Melnikov Collect all 15 secrets