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The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Brute Strength Win 10 matches without using magic.

Give No Ground Win 10 matches without conceding any points (including knock outs).

Egalitarian Win a match with every team in the game.

Virtual Friends Win an online multiplayer match.

Only A Scratch Win a match with only 4 players in your team.

Icy Death Knock down any 6 or more players using one Shield of Ice.

Combo 100 Hit 100 of the same color particles in a row

Perfect 10 Achieve 10 perfect waves in one game

Perfect 20 Achieve 20 perfect waves in one game

High Scorer Score above 10 million in a single game

Score Master Score above 75 million in a single game

Super Fast Clearance Clear a complete wave in 10 seconds or less

Direct Memories Complete the 4 waves of "Direct Memories" and travel deeper

Near Light Traveller Complete the 4 waves of "Near Light" and travel deeper

Wave 12 Purist Complete the first 12 waves without using a power up

Wave 16 Purist Complete the first 16 waves without using a power up

Hyper Stoical Survive at least 140 seconds with the Hurry Up

Mine Chain 10 Trigger a chain reaction of at least 10 mines (excluding Last Waves)

Bug Stomper Take out an entire Particlepede with a single shot

Fair Copper Destroy a Fat Agnus with consecutive shots

Pew Pew Power up to maximum fire rate (excluding the "Max Fire" power up)

Perfect Meditation Complete the Last Wave of Mined Games with perfect performance

Tunnel Perfection Complete the Last Wave of Tunnel 4e75 with perfect performance

Perfect Memories Complete the Last Wave of Direct Memories with perfect performance

Perfect Light Complete the Last Wave of Near Light with perfect performance

Winner by Knockout Win a match just by scoring knockouts.

Fiery Death Knock 3 or more players down with one Fireball.

Windy Death Knock 3 or more players down with one Cyclone.

Quad Comeback Come from 20 points down to win a 4 team match.

Watery Death Knock down any 8 or more players using one Waterwall.

Death by Potato Score a knockout using the Hot Potato spell.

Sticky Death Knock down 3 or more players with one Firestick.

Four in a Bath Catch 4 or more players in an Icebath.

Threezeray Knock down 3 or more players with one Freezeray.

Electric Six Knock down any 6 or more players using Electrotherapy.

Scintillatron Platinum Obtain all trophies for Scintillatron 4096

End of End Times Complete the 4 waves of "End Times" and...