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Going Diamond Complete 50 of the challenges at Diamond

Rodeo Clown Use Ed to explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss

Harder Dick's Balls Get all of Dick's Balls in the Block Party Dumpster without resetting the scene

Star Cluster Collect 808 Stars in Career

It's Full Of Cars Send the black sedan through the portal in PROBE

Time For A Testimonial Play 500 matches with your Virtual Pro

Camera Boom Hit 50 Cameras with Explosions

Secret Santa Open all the unlocked lockers in PAIN Reunion using Santa

Tonight we DJ in Hell! Attain a 300 streak in any mix on expert difficulty using a DJ Hero™ Turntable Controller.

Everyone's a Winner Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics

Gettin’ Hoff Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode

Trill Get PAINful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo

Fades Of Fury Successfully perform 20,000 crossfades (in any mode except Party Play).

The Magic Number Play a mix in Quickplay with another DJ and a Vocalist (in local play only).

Bone Smoker Throw-bomb any large dinosaur skeleton 30 times

Grand Master Of The Empire Earn 12 stars in DJ Shadow's setlist in Empire mode on Hard difficulty or above.

Sore Spotting Find and hit the alien artifact in both PAIN Reunion and Sports Day and the sports trophy in both PROBE and Afterglow

The Completist Earn 5 stars for any mix at all difficulty levels (in Quickplay, Empire or Star Battle).

Battle Ready Play all of the DJ Battle mixes (online or offline).

Butter Mousetrap Mousetrap into the toaster in The Stiffstonian without hitting the ground

Microphonical Magic! Get a 200 vocal streak in any vocal mix (in any mode except Party Play).

Snow Ride Grab the snowmobile and take a ride to the top of the Ski Run in Fail Village

Santa's Package Bomb Granny with a Throw Present

Tub Girl Take the hot tub girl for a ride in the Heiny Mine in Fail Village

Tappity Tap Tap Tappy Successfully perform 50,000 taps (in any mode except Party Play).

Perfect Pitch Hit 100% of the vocal notes in a mix (in any mode except Party Play).

Scratching The Itch Successfully perform 25,000 scratches (in any mode except Party Play).

Go Crazy Broadway Style! Perform Vocals in every mix that supports them (in any mode except Party Play).

Legendary Status Earn 5 stars in every mix on hard difficulty or above.

Potty Time Dive into 3 urinals, experience some FArt, and blow up The Stinker statue in one run in The Stiffstonian

Ice Breaker Break all the ice blocks in one run

Handy-Capped Complete Mad Science! PAINful without grabbing

Snow Blown Shoot through all the Snow Blower Launchers in one run

Buzzmonkey Score 60 Monkeys in Spank the Monkey Painful with Buzz

Supreme Master Of The Empire Earn 12 stars in DJ Shadow's setlist in Empire mode on Expert difficulty.

12 Days of Crispness Find and hit all the green presents in the Ski Area Fun With Explosives

Hot Swedish Action In any Battle get an A for Scratching, a B for Taps, a B for Crossfading and an A for Freestyling.

MILF All Knight Long Complete Mummy I'd Like To Fling without resetting

Turntable Perfection Earn 5 stars in every mix on expert difficulty.

Zoom Raider Travel through all the secret passages in one run in The Stiffstonian, Knight at the Museum, and Fun With Explosives single player (any difficulty)

You're Golden 5 star Galvanize on Expert difficulty (in Quickplay, Empire or Star Battle).

Monkey-On-Monkey Earn gold medals in Museum Spank Normal, Hard, and PAINful with Ivan Tojakov

Ninja pwn Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Abusement Park mode

You're The Best! Earn 5 stars for every mix at Expert difficulty (in Quickplay, Empire or Star Battle).

King of PAIN Get all Trophies in Downtown plus Trill and Grenade-A-Maid

Super Streak Get a 400 streak in I Will Be Here / Speed Rail on Expert (in any mode except Party Play).