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Dial Z For Murder Stop the phone booth killer

Shanghaied Defeat the Flying Dutchman.

SpongeBob vs SpongeBob! Defeat SpongeBot SteelPants in the Chum Bucket Lab.

Knee-Deep in the Dead Complete the campaign on 'I'm Too Young to Die', 'Hurt Me Plenty', 'Ultra Violence', or 'Nightmare'.

Who's Next? Defeat the Spider Mastermind

Print's Not Dead Read 20 Magazines

The Small Does Not Rule Defeat Robo-Plankton and neutralize SpongeBot SteelPants' Brain.

Kelp Forest of Fear Find all the Lost Campers in Kelp Forest.

Mind Over Matter In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using Possessed machines.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Scavenger Found all collectibles

Daedric Influence Acquire a Daedric Artifact

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Look for the Light Find all Firefly Pendants

Made to Endure Takedown 10 enemies while Endurance is active

The Molecular Level Complete "The Molecular Level"

Sleepy Time Find all Golden Spatulas in the SpongeBob's Dream level.

That's all I got Survive all of Ellie's jokes

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Institutionalized Complete "Institutionalized"

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Up Close and Personal Kill 50 enemies using the Chainsaw

Master of Unlocking Unlock all shiv doors

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Ultimate Survivor Finish the game on Survivor difficulty

Gunslinger Perform 3 headshots in 3 seconds with the pistol

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Tanalorr Bound Collect the Abyss Compass

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

Sure Thing, Boss Unlocked all Associates

Tragedy Defend the Archive

Diplomatic Immunity Complete "Diplomatic Immunity"

Treasure Hunter Find and open all the main game Conquistador treasure chests

At the Precipice Survive Nova Garon

The Witch Bottles Baba Yaga: Unearth all Survival Caches in the Wicked Vale

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

Into the Abyss Discover the route to Tanalorr

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Mastermind Rescue the second hostage from Riddler

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

A Place You Could Call Home Complete the story

Antagonist Eradicate the Queen Ant and her minions.

Little Late for That You helped Enzo escape

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Expert Reach Level 25

Gates of Gotham Destroy all of the militia watchtowers.

First! Kill a Suicider with a grenade.