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Dream dinner Made a gold-star dinner.

Downed but Not Outed Fail the campaign.

Welcome to the Bounce House As Murray, reach the room inside the tower in Episode 4: A Cold Alliance.

Locksmith In Rave in the Redwoods, recover the piece of Soul Key.

Closer Analysis Find all the hidden intel.

Alcoholic Become addicted to alcohol.

Gambler Win 1,000 Groschen in the dice minigame.

High Lord Makantor Defeat High Lord Makantor

Shit Just Got Real Complete all contracts on the Very Hard difficulty or above.

Man's Best Friend You found and saved Mutt.

Talmberger Complete all Optional Objectives in Siege quest

I Open with Joy As Dimitri, break open 4 chests underwater in the Deep Sea Danger job.

Flotsam & Jetsam Sink the boat in Carrier.

Acclaimed Acrobat Achieve 70 hits with a single activation of the Spinblade.

Hands Off the Merchandise Kill the Pentagon thief before it can steal your load-out.

Always on Spine In The Darkest Shore, rip out the spine of every Zombie type.

His mansion Upgraded the church for the second time.

Appreciating the Values of Fine Art View the Gallery for all episodes.

For Balance Complete the Protector Journey

Fallen Star Retrieve the fallen Sheriff’s star from the ruins of Boulder Creek mine

Secret Sub You might have to submerge to find it

Winemaker Made a gold-star wine.

Not a hot dog Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.

Slytly Awful Work Fail to pass a guard with every disguise in Episode 1: An Opera of Fear.

You've Lit the Flames in My Soul As Penelope and the Panda King, defend Murray from damage in the Tearful Reunion job.

Full Cast Purchase all characters.

Crushed like It Was Nothin' As the Panda King and Sly, defeat Crusher without taking damage in the Crusher from the Depths job.

Thievius Perfectis Complete the Ancestors' Gauntlet job without taking damage.

Farmer Ride the Silicate Harvester for 30 seconds.
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Hunter Bag fifty game animals.

Voyage of the Mayflower Found or conquer a city on a different continent

Hello You! Receive a message from a computer in the Ancestors' Gauntlet job.

Completely OVERKILL! Complete all contractson the OVERKILL difficulty or above.

Treasure Trove Enter the Stronghold Vault.

Side quest You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.

The Path To Glory Complete a map in Trial of the Worm with a total modifier of at least x20.

Revenant Start a fight against a bear while drunk… and win

Experienced Orb Collector Collect 1000 Orbs of Masamune

Sensitive Gob Finish a mission with the gold Insignia of Mercy

More green points! Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

I'll Bend You Like the Truth As Murray, defeat guards with 5 different power-ups.

Bag of Tricks Obtain all power-ups.

Light Foot Escape the ship with 2:15 left on the timer in Veteran.

Alchemist Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.

A Knight's Word You rewarded the herbwoman for her help as promised.

Let's Get Some Spaghetti Complete all Master Thief Challenges in Episode 1: An Opera of Fear.

Putting on a Show In The Shadowed Throne, keep a Gekocht alive on the stage for 1 minute.

Machiavelli's Great Work Win a regular game at Prince difficulty or harder

Workers' Rights Kill Maximo and free the Lantern room’s workers

I'll Be Home for Christmas In The Tortured Path, successfully escape from Beneath the Ice.