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Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

Breaking Wind Acquire Typhon's Bane

Big, Tuff, Buff and Rough Acquire Rage of the Titans

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Rap Sheet: Trespasser Find Fred's basement workshop

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Blue Balls Acquire Cronos' Rage

Boss Batch 1 Kill the Colossus of Rhodes, the Dark Rider, and Theseus

Whip it Good Whip the Steeds of Time

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Lift With Your Knees Topple the Temple in the Bog of the Forgotten

Shiner Acquire the Golden Fleece

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Shine King Open the door to the Temple of Euryale

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

DEFEND YOURSELF Markus pushed Leo

Rock Their World Acquire the Head of Euryale

Proficient Fortune Hunter Find 30 Treasures

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

Splash Kiss the Nyad

Boss Batch 2 Kill the Barbarian King, Euryale, and Perseus

Swinger Cross the collapsing Grapple Bridge

Learning to Fly Acquire the Icarus Wings

The Basics of Survival Combine two items together.

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

Rock Hard Defeat the Titan Minotaur inside Atlas

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

Shaky Ground Acquire Atlas Quake

Pick'n on the Little Guy Win the battle outside of the Palace of the Fates

That'll Hold 'Em Use Wooden Boards to board up a window.