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Lethal weapon Deal a fatal blow using a bonus

Treasure Hoarder Open 100% of all treasure chests.

Helmet PI Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car

Quiplash XL: Back Talk Write a quip that Schmitty actually responds to

Cosmic Baller Unlocked all game trophies.

Four Times the Fun Unlock your fourth festival.

TREAD CAREFULLY COMPLETE ALIEN BREED SE LEVEL 11 IN CO-OP WITHOUT TRIPPING THE ALARM

Trauma Survived Solo Campaign: Play whole game on Trauma difficulty level

Three Dollar Dave! Collect three hundred pennies!

Chao Raiser Raise all 5 properties of any one Chao up to level 10.

Glass Lass Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss

Locked On Achieve a total of 1000 Perfect Grinds

Ghostbuster! Find all supernatural events in a single playthrough

Annihilation Kill 6666 enemies with stakes

Competent Deviant Win at least a silver spaceship on all games.

Tempus Neminem Manet Promoted to Master Sergeant

The Sound of Tiny Feet Have a total of at least 5 children.

That's all folks! Finish the game with 100% completion

Exhibitionist All gallery items unlocked.

the POSSIBILITY Clear Mystic Forest in either BRAND NEW DREAMS or SEGA SATURN DREAMS.

You crack me up Break 15 spinal columns while Berserk

Mighty Sprinter Complete every SPRINTER! technical bonus.

Platinum Geometry Wars³ Dimensions Platinum Trophy

CONTRIBUTOR SAVE 600 CLONES IN TOTAL IN SINGLE PLAYER

Master Jedi Beat the game on Jedi difficulty without losing any lives.

A Pirate's Life For Me Kill 200 enemies with the Pirate in online games

Earwax: Sound Body Win a round using two bodily function sound effects

You and what army? Defeat the boss in Act 4.

Child of the Caves Played SPELUNKER HD 100 times.

Green thumb Cover each map with vegetation.

Jumping Ahead Get recruited as a Marshal or Strategist from being a Free Officer.

Where All My Ninjas At? Kill 200 enemies with the Ninja in online games

Godlike Finish Arcade Mode in Night Warriors and Darkstalkers 3 without losing.

Cleared all Trials Clear Unearthed Challenge and Eternal Legend.

Coin Collector Get coins in all Ninja Trials.

Bidiots: Six for Money Play a 6-player game

Weapon Master Use Secondary Attack for the first time.

Turning Up The Heat Complete All Taxing Levels

All Chaos Emeralds Found! Collect all seven Chaos Emeralds.

The Journey to Master Ninja Get Master Ninja on all chapters.

Skill Completionist Learned every possible skill on one of your units.

Retro Gamer Clock in 10 hours of playing time.

The Message Is Trading, Dude! A trading route has been active for 365 days

Seasoned Traveler Embark on 50 expeditions.

Dedicated Obtain all the stars from the Taxing Levels

Hoarder Earn 50% of HOARD badges

Road Rage Perform 10 Rage Attacks on bike.

A Continental Fellow Win the game from each of the 5 starting locations.

Inspired Inventor Create 80% of all possible items.

Going Platinum Get all platinum medals