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A Farewell To Arms You are relieved.

Put a ring on it! Get diamond stars on any level.

1989 Kill 1989 enemies
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Not So Tough After All Pick the lock to the tower

Chaos Weapon Acquire best wpn through chaos reinfrc.

Carry the Torch Retrieve Mo's welding torch

Magic Weapon Acquire best wpn through magic reinfrc.

Annoyed Floyd Hide from Floyd

Cama cama chameleon Clear a level collecting only multicolor orbs.

Burn-In Rubber Save your screen from burn-in with 3D animated vehicles

Almost There Complete 50% of Story Mode

OK, I'll Put My Lips on That Siphon gas from Floyd

Wisdom of a Sage Acquire all sorceries.

Right in the Junk Recover the forks from the junkyard

Let Sleeping Rockstars Lie You killed a Rockstar in multiplayer.

Kelger's Cup Completed all low-level Cie'th Stone missions.

Unnatural Causes Listen to Malcolm's last words

A New Hope Grab the Fake ID from Miranda

Kung Fu Fighting Inflict a set amount of damage to Wesker in "Lost in Nightmares."

Hosed Get a hose to fix your bike

One Hundred And Eighty You scored 180 with 3 darts.

Torque Talk Consume Father Torque's wisdom

Angels with Dirty Faces Keep talking to Todd

Fertilized Use the fertilizer to spin out Nestor and Bolus

Maximum Shifter Earned a gold medal in the Rift Plane Unlimited Time Attack.

A Complex Mind Reach all possible conclusions in the game.

Gogglor Use the Cavefish goggles to locate their lair

I Can Do That Play a game of five finger fillet

The Spirit of Ricky Myran Escape with Ricky's ramp

A Fistful of Fertilizer Get the chainsaw with the fertilizer

News to Me Watch the entire news broadcast

Bond of a Pyromancer Acquire all pyromancies.

Hard Tale Look at the pic of Maureen and Malcom fixing hard tail

Pure Evel Launch over Poyahoga Gorge

It'll Cost Ya You made a taxi trip from one island to another without skipping.

Perfectionist Collect all possible in-game trophies.

Dog Lover Kill 99 dogs
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Overachiever Get 3 stars on 1 S.T.A.R. Lab Mission

Really? REALLY?!?! Almost perfect a level and miss by one orb.

Quick Exit - Escape the Oil Rig quickly Got off the 2nd Rig within 2 minutes.

Pull a Fast One Get the battery from the minefield

Invasion of the Bunny Snatcher Snatch the bunny

Taut a Lesson Talk your way out of getting quartered

Hare Trigger Sacrifice bunnies to get through the minefield

Wisecrack Kick the crack to open the secret passage

Burger Melt Melt Ripburger's vision of the future

What A Pain Threshold! Make the Boom Boom Bros go boom

Now Boarding Get Ripburger into the plane

Can't Beat a Corley Send up a gorge-ous death for Ripburger

Thank No Cats Watch the bunnies overtake the credits