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Old Raven You found the true Lord of Nebakov.

Lumberjack Destroy 1,000 trees
185/1000

Just Walk it Off Get electrocuted, acid-burned, and physically hurt all within a minute

Garage Barrage Upgrade the Auto Shop into its prime
6/33

End of Order Defeat the Templars

DIY Master Unlock not everything, but really quite a lot of things in the Fabrication Station
20/131

Mix It Up Win a match in every Versus game type (social or competitive)
2/5

Watch Out for Hop-ons! Drive several miles with a Bunny on your car

Local Heroes Win the final national tournament with at least 8 created players on your team

Kaibyaku Complete the Raid missions.

Platinum Trophy Unlock all trophies

Mister Entertainment Earn 100,000 Style Points with your created player in any game mode

Handyman Kill an enemy with every weapon in Versus (social or competitive, excludes executions)
3/10

European Champion Win stage 3 of World Tour

Arena Master Get a complete set of armour from the Rattay tourney.

Accidentally Good Dinner Let’s not pretend it was skill.

Glutton for Punishment Finish Game in Contagion Mode

Kingdom Did Not Come Die for the first time in Hardcore Mode.

Challenge the pros Win a street challenge against an authentic club team in stage 4 of world tour

Monkey See, Monkey Don't In Shangri-La, get something from the monkeys.

Geometry was good for something Score a goal by deflecting the ball off a wall

Under a Brown Flag You hung used underwear on the tavern. Very used.

You Belong Here Finish Game in Contagion Mode Without Dying

Better Late Than Never Win 25 matches in Team Deathmatch
2/25

Chivalrous Soul Persuade Kuno to attack the mill right away.

Bass Ackwards It’s just four strings, how hard could it possibly be?

Mercenary's Honour Arouse the mercenary's sense of honour.

Hold Onto Anything Again, that was weird.

Tracker Track down the raiders who attacked the farm.

Don't You Die On Me Revive 100 teammates in Versus multiplayer (social or competitive)
6/100

5 Tool Player Upgrade 5 attributes on a created player to maximum

Lute Hero Max familiarity with all of the game's lutes.

World Grand Champion Win stage 4 of World Tour

I Can See You! Spot 100 enemies resulting in assisted kills in Versus (social or competitive)
33/100

Make It Last as long as it will.

CQC Win 25 matches in Boxes (social or competitive)
0/25

Around the World Win a match in every Versus map (social or competitive)
4/20

Zomb Disposal In Shangri-La, dispose of a Napalm zombie without it harming any players.

Nub Pwn3r Win 20 rounds in ring-based game types online by shutting out the opposing team
0/20

Torturer Leave Jakey to consider the error of his ways.

Pinky Promise Keep your word at any cost.

Game Over The Ring of Bacchus made its way back to its original owner.

Henry the Matchmaker You brought Victoria her sweetheart. Against his will.

Lost Trinket You're not the only one playing the Ring of Bacchus game, so watch out for the others!

Stand-in In Call of the Dead, send the crew to Paradise in solo or co-op.

Quiet on the Set In Call of the Dead, cut the lights on the Director.

Remember, Remember… Did you really think it wouldn't blow up? Really?

The Answer Fully Upgrade Hadern's skill tree.

Blinded By the Fright In Shangri-La, kill a Shrieker zombie while blinded by it.

Ensemble Cast In Call of the Dead, send the crew to Paradise in co-op.