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Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Badges Collect all badges.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Hide and Seek Baba Yaga: Rescue Nadia from Trinity

A Helping Hand Defend Remnant home from the Looter Invasion