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Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Torn Up Rip apart 1 Olympus Sentry

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

A Real Pistol In the Main Campaign, killed 25 enemies with the Broadsider Pistol.

Welcome to Monument Island Reached Monument Island.

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway

Rune Contact Acquire a Caryll Rune that endows hunters with special strength.

Blood-starved Beast Defeat Blood-starved Beast.

Chalice of Pthumeru Acquire the Chalice of Pthumeru that seals the catacombs
that form a web deep below Yharnam.

Dress for Success In the Main Campaign, equipped a piece of Gear in all four slots.

Won the Werak Challenge Challenged Aratak at the Frostfigures and won.

All Frozen Wilds Skills Learned all of the new skills in the Frozen Wilds.

ARCADE Hero Play the 'Arcade Hero' mode 5 times (Arcade only).

Vicar Amelia Defeat the beast that once was Vicar Amelia.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

Completed the Second Expedition Successfully assaulted Thunder's Drum.

Shock Tactics Retrieved Shock Jockey.

Conquered the Mountain Drove out the threat within the mountain.

Inconceivable! Complete all challenges.

The Witch of Hemwick Defeat the Witch of Hemwick.

First Bluegleam Trade Traded Bluegleam for a special weapon or outfit.

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.

First Spear Modification Applied a modification to your spear.

Shadow of Yharnam Defeat the Shadow of Yharnam.

Hypochondriac Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times

Coins in the Cushion In the Main Campaign, looted 200 containers.

First Class Ticket In the Main Campaign, boarded The First Lady.

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help." Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.

Hitting it Off Play 3 quests with a friend (Campaign only).

Rom, the Vacuous Spider Defeat Great One: Rom, the Vacuous Spider.

Rune Master Acquire an extremely precious Caryll Rune.

ARCADE Player Reach level 20 in the Arcade (Arcade only).

Drained the Flood Completely drained the floodwater from inside the Greycatch.

Nightmare Lecture Building Gain entry into the Byrgenwerth lecture building,
that drifts within the realm of nightmare.

"Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot.

"Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva.

I Meant To Do That! Spin away an Extra Life.

Buried Secrets Complete Chapter 2 in Leon's campaign.