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The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

How it's Going Fully repair the Amulet of Yggdrasil

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Invasive Species Complete all of the Crater Hunts

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Ready for Commitment Fully upgrade one armor set

The Florist Collect one flower from each of the nine realms

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

The Librarian Collect all of the Books

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Trials by Fire Complete the Trials of Muspelheim

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Obedience Stopped the experiment voluntarily.

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Entities Apprentice Vanquished the entities with Aiden.

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Badges Collect all badges.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.