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"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons.

Killer Killer Harpoon a killer whale.

Get Over Here! Rope pull 5 enemies off edges.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

Entrapment Catch a player in a snare trap in multiplayer.

Off the Plane GTA Online: Complete the Introduction.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

Can't Touch This! Kill 5 foes in a fight without taking damage (except for Toxicity) and without using the Quen Sign.

Deadeye Shoot 10 enemies off zip lines.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

Bookworm Read 30 books, journals or other documents.

Channeling Master Channeled all dead bodies in the condenser compound.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

Narcissistic Purchase a new multiplayer character.

Cold Blood Did not impress or scare the teens with Aiden.

Fried Friendship It takes two to… torture.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

Eye for an Eye Didn't speak during the interrogation.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

Hungover Wake up in a haystack.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

E1M1 Complete the first mission of the campaign

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

Struck A Pose Self-inflicted paparazzi.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

Ghost In The Machine Hack 15 computers in Abstergo Entertainment.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

King Of The Castle Capture all forts.

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.