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Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Skate Axis Prize Get 500 points in Skate Axis.

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Apprentice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

Unleashed Throw, Slam and Ram a grappled enemy

All Aboard! Board a ship without losing any crew members.

Employee Of The Month Complete 25 Abstergo challenges.

Bon Appétit Shoot the grenade you fed to an enemy.

Mer-man Swim a total of 1 nmi.

Big Spender Upgrade any Magic to the next level

Hats Off! Shoot Tyrant's hat off his head.

30 Kills: KAL-7 Kill 30 Enemies with the KAL-7