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Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

Lightning Rod Defeat Steropes the Lightning Bringer.

Monkey Around In multiplayer, escape death 3 times by using the rope ascender.

Quiet Time Find the best seat in the house

Sock Getter Find 15 of Patrick's Socks

Leader of the Pack Compare Statistics with Friends

Platinum Earn all Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception™ Remastered Trophies

Bug Sized Relaxation Release that tension at the root level.

Never forget Find 5 historical items

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

Faraway Frequencies The truth was out there all along!

Are you ready now? Talk to Squidward 10 times as SpongeBob.

This Is What We Do Win every trophy.

Casey Jones Take down 25 enemies while riding on a moving train.

Homemaker Place 10 stickers or decorations in your pod

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Fire in the Hole Destroy 10 monster nests using bombs.

Hell in paradise Complete act 1.

Pheidippides Run (move or sprint) at least 42,195 m

Laying Down the Law Kill 6 enemies with the Revolver without reloading

Environmentally Unfriendly Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).

The Doppler Effect Resolve the doppler problem in Novigrad.

8X Multiplier! Get an 8X Multiplier

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

Tae Kwon Leap Kill 25 zombies with your bare fists.

If it ain't broke... Reconstruct all of the Decayed Chests

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Woman of the People Complete every Mission

Ding! Champion Earned level 50

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Mouths Wide Open Kill a Volatile

Friendly Complete a level with more than one player

Star Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Patrick

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Necromancer Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall's body.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Good doggy Pet the dog

Sweet Victory Defeat Robo-Sandy in the Poseidome.

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Dead Ringer Get 25 headshots using the Bolt-Action Rifle

Greatest Hits Execute a 1000-Hit Combo

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Daydream Believer Pushed back the Uproar for the first time.

The Midas Trick Attempt to open the Golden Chest for 30 seconds