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Thief Steal things with a total value of 30,000 Groschen.

A Chicken From the Kitchen Earn a Cool rating for Stage 5 on Normal difficulty. It's going to be a close call!

The 1 Percent Collected 999 Monocoins

Welcome to Earth Finish off 20 aliens using melee attacks within a single campaign

Saint Longinus Master the Spear!

Enthralling Earned maximum approval from all thrall types. ("Darkspawn Chronicles" downloadable content)

With extreme prejudice Get to the POW compound in the Hind using only rockets.

Oh, Shut Up Destroy 10 propaganda drones.

Spinal Tap Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.

Gemini B Solved the second Gemini riddle

With Scars to Show Go from healthy to injured during a chase and escape. Do this 50 times in public matches.
0/50

Defender Extraordinaire Reached a multiplier of x65 in Bomber Defence

Alvin, My Blood Brother You and Alvin officially have a real bromance going on.
Now you could have a clandestine man-to-man chat together anytime.

Third Eye Hit 5 opponents with mines in a Career Race

Faye: Max Trust Earn maximum trust with Faye.

Little Brother's Helper As Pointman, kill 100 enemies suspended by Fettel

Metal God Achieved 100% completion on the stats screen

Symbol of Initiation Collect a Mithraic Artifact
0/1

Snow Specialist Drive 100 Miles (160km) on Snow.
0/160000

Octopath Traveler...? Brought along four townspeople at once.

Excellent Executor Cleared an optional Ordeal for the first time.
I do like a hard worker.

Old Friends, New Friends Embrace the warmth in the ocean of memories...

If I Can Stop One Heart From Breaking The entire Penacony will go wild...

Classy Act In a public match, repair the generator in the music room or the chem lab and escape.

Mad House In a public match, bring the 4 survivors to insanity Tier 3 at least once in the same match.

You're Fired Defeat the FFC CEO Boss

Sunday Driver Driven the speed limit (50 km/h) in an Italian car and appreciated the Azure coastal scenery

Breakout Break all of The Line's shields before hitting him

Last Stop on the Fusion Train This is proof that you've acquired a piece of equipment with a +99 modifier. Sanctify it, and a whole new life awaits you. Aim for 9900 fusions! No, wait, that's probably not necessary.

Extermination Master Win 25 public matches of Extermination

Rampage Kill 200 enemies with Empower in a single player campaign.

Have a Nice Trip Cause an enemy to fall to its death

Adept of the Lost Arts You have unlocked Uther's Tarot.

Disappearance Enter inside the web of lies and deceits woven by the residents of the house

FireFall Survive 15 minutes with Sargon.

Reaching the Limit Collected max amount of Torments.
Please stop... this is too much...
0/10

Possessed Indra Survive an attack from your own body.

No Alchemy Required Earn all 36 Medals in the Colosseum and talk to The Dueling Faces

The Blessings of the Summoned Obtained a relic with blessings from 12 different summons.

Everybody wants to play Play Online with all characters at least once (including Wallace Wells).

Nananana Sink 5 putts in a row in the putting practice without mulligans, or using Place Ball.

Find Your Match Complete an Online Match.

Handyman Craft 100 upgrades

Brain Freeze Kill the brain with a flaming arrow

Bare bones Complete trial #40 without using any magic.

Mercy Spare the Xedur Hul variant.

Treasure Hunter Collect 135 coins

Perseus Complete the reaction test minigame.

Big Dipper Earn 21 stars in Challenge mode

There's lots more where those came from Earned 10 Gold Medals on Assassination Missions