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Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

The Escape Complete 'Hunted' and 'Death From Above' on Veteran difficulty.

Bird on the Ground Shoot down an enemy helicopter with an RPG in the single player campaign.

The Bog Complete 'The Bog' and 'War Pig' on Veteran difficulty.

The First Horseman Complete 'Shock and Awe' on Veteran difficulty.

Desert Storm Find the Desert Eagle in 'Crew Expendable' and kill 5 enemies with it.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Get Off My Cloud Get 100 High Fall take downs.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Plastic Prison Breakers They had no way out.

New Squadron Record Complete the cargo ship mockup in less than 19 seconds.

Don't say no Leave denial behind.

The Second Horseman Complete 'Safehouse' on Veteran difficulty.

Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

That went too far Throw something as far as you can.

Faraway Frequencies The truth was out there all along!

Don’t Go - Easy Finish Left Behind on Easy

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Casey Jones Take down 25 enemies while riding on a moving train.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Happy family Reunite the family.

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Reckless cannonball The higher, the funnier!

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Lighten up Lit many lights.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Ancient treasure Try to wake up the lost Sentinel.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Minigame Megalomania All minigames found!

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.