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Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.