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Prison nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 1

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Historian Find every audio diary

Dizzy Decimator Defeat 30 enemies with the sword spin attack.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Wolfenstein Keep nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 3

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Escape! nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 4

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Devastator Kill 10 enemies with one Blade Geyser wrath attack
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Guten tag! Complete the nightmare boss level

Annette saved Choose to save Annette

Wulfburg nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 5

Eagle Eye Unlock the Eagle Eye perk

German Alps nightmare Complete the prologue nightmare

Docks nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 2

Walls Are For Chumps Return to Dan's Crypt and smash down the secret wall.

The ecstasy of gold Collect 32 gold items

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

A Shocking Lack Of Respect Destroy 100 gravestones.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Power of the Cross Find all 3 Beatrice stones

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Old School Sneaky Attempt to perform any original game cheat code.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Legendary Warrior Complete the game on Hard Difficulty

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Old town nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 7

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Legendary Form Collect the Abyssal Armor Set

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

Expert Reach Level 25

Antagonist Eradicate the Queen Ant and her minions.

Taking Care of Business Join the Thieves Guild

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Explorer Discover 100 Locations

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Champion of the Gods Unlock all Trophies

The Guide Collect all Virgil commentaries

Light in the Dark Reach Holy Level 7