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The Prince The Prince

The Weaver The Weaver

A path. A purpose. A path. A purpose.

An understanding. An understanding.

The Choice The Choice

INKfirmary How have you not had a heart attack yet? (Beat World 2 without dying)

Like the Pros Show that you are one of the pros by beating the pro time trial difficulty level on all tracks.

Do it With Style Impress your friends with a little style. Spin and jump through the level while still maintaining a fast racing line.

Space Tourist You haven't seen the game until you've seen all the tracks. And even then, there still might be more to it.

Faster, Faster, Faster! If super slo-mo is not your case, try turning the game's speed up to eleven. Do a fast lap in time trial to really test your skills.

Sensational! Defeat 10 enemies in Killionaire by getting them to kill each other with their special weapons.

Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Don't wish it were easier... Complete full game.

Clever girl Death by a Velociraptor 10 times.

One does not simply walk into more doors Open all doors in one playthrough.

Ebin Earn all Trophies

No crutches needed Unlock all skins for Metacles the Monk!

Dug deeper Unlock all skins for Khar the Dwarf!

Not retired yet Unlock all skins for Crux the Warrior!

Man behind the mask Unlock all skins for the Wrestler, Florencio de la Torre, aka "El Antropólogo"!

*Roho the Robot celebrates* Unlock all skins for Roho the Robot!

Let the show begin Unlock the Magician, Edran

Legendary Unlock all skins, items, spells, enemies and map pieces

Soul Reaper Collect 3000 evil souls.

Grain of the past Level 4 complete

Broken dream Oh my God! You killed Enkidd

World tour You did it! You beat every level

A new star is born First S rank

On A Sixpence Get a bronze trophy in all Sixpence events.

Florentine Slogger Get a bronze trophy in all Florin events.

Crown Work Get a bronze trophy in all Crown events.

Guinea's Book of Lunar Records Get a bronze trophy in all Guinea events.

Consistency is Key Get a bronze trophy in every event in the game.